What is your favourite Simpson’s quote?

this was an really early episode but Bart and Lisa were fighting and Bart said something like "I'm going to start kicking my legs and moving forward, and if anyone gets in my way, it's their own fault." and then Lisa starts swinging her arms and says something like "Well, I'm going to start swinging my arms like this. And if someone gets in my way, it's their own fault."

I constantly joke about "swinging my arms, and if someone..."

by DamienR

I like these TWO:
"I hope you understand, I am too tense now to pretend to like you" and

"A man who envies our family is a man who needs help" said by the children!

by Finy

I stopped watching The Simpsons a long time ago, so I can only remember character catchphrases. My favourite of those is either Br Burns's 'Excellent', or Sideshow Bob's 'Grruhhh'.

by Bryony Harrison

"Alcohol: the cause of and the solution to all of life's problems!"

by kit.m

Tie between-

Sideshow Bob (attemping to defuse a bomb): Lisa, please. You don't become a homicidal maniac without learning a little something about dynamite.

And-

Martin: Individually we are weak, like a single twig, but together we form a mighty faggot.

by rhian